who has Spotify synced with their facebook or uses Washington Post Social Reader to get taken out back and Old Yellered.
This is my line in the sand.
“Kelsey is a 19 year old college student from Jacksonville, FL. Unbeknownst to her family and friends, she has been hoarding obscene amounts of q-tips since 2005. She cites her reason for doing so as being that they “taste good when eaten” and that they “comfort her when she’s sad”.